What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:57
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Are you afraid of being alone?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is your favorite cuckold experience?
share office space ...
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Do Republicans want to ban books and decide what your kids can and can’t read?
Still no good
No way
Thumbs down again.
Why do Argentinians use "vos" instead of "tú" in informal speech?